”And Kalen and I have decided to not come back either. I know you predicted this, but Kalen and I are engaged and we’re getting married August 6th! But don’t trip chocolate chip! I’ll always keep our picture where I can see it! It’s on my dresser right now. With the penguins! haha And I tell all my roommates that if they like my voice, then imagine the person that taught me! and then I point to your picture.

Email from my ex-girlfriend Eva. FUUUUUUUUUUUU